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[See Church. See Church sit on the edge of a bed. See Church sit on the edge of a bed, grumping.

Not that it's immediately obvious who it is, as he hasn't actually shown his face until now. And before this poke-place, he didn't have a face. Don't worry. His bitching voice is distinctive.]

Okay guys. I'm no homeowner expert, or a landlord, or have any legal understanding of building...stuff. But I think some basic rules should apply across the board. And across the universe. Like, if you have a place to rent out or sell, if it's a hotel room or an apartment or an air mattress on the kitchen floor, you should let people know certain important aspects.

Like if the place is fucking haunted. That should be a law!

[As if on cue, while Church speaks, a Gastly flits about behind him, must have wandered out of Sprout Tower, making all manner of silly faces and occasionally licking things.]

It's a couple very simple things you should line up if there's something wrong. No wifi, bedbugs, and paranormal activity. I don't ask for much. All I want is a bed with clean sheets and a bathroom that flushes and has hot water, and--

[He abruptly turns around, and the Gastly blinks out of sight.] DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE THERE! KNOCK IT OFF! I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GHOSTS, PAL. I WILL HAUNT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SPOOKY ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!

[There's some static and a purple haze as, oh, looks like a ghost is interested in the device.] Gaaaaast... Oh no you do not, Casper, you get your unfriendly self away from that thing so help me.

Anyone know of any Ghostbusters in the area?!