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[motherfucking_ghosttype]

[Church is dirty, and he looks exhausted, and he's got some scrapes that could probably use some neosporin, but he's giving a lopsided grin.]

Okay. It's been a fucking trip. Rocky start, with turnarounds, and caves, and a lot of fucking animals, and too many people way too eager to do battle with their mutant sentient animals.

But I made it. I'm here.

[He turns the gear around... AZALEA TOWN]

GOD DAMN IT!

...I kid, I kid, I tried taking a shorter route to Goldenrod, but guess what, those animals there mean fucking business, and Andy and Slimer were just not able to take what was being dished out.

[He turns it back on himself.] Let me just say I am so happy to see civilization again. So happy. I just--

[The gear goes, and so does Church, and when he recovers from his tumble, he looks down (that's what you get for making a selfie video) and curses again. Pans down to the Slowpoke that's lying in his path.] Oh, oh, okay, make me look like a dumbass in front of the world, that's awesome, thanks for the ringing endorsement, fatass! What the fuck are-- [WHOOPS BETTER TURN OFF THAT GEAR THEN]

Comments

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

I don't think any amount of reassurance really makes this place seem okay until you're out there yourself. And even then. There's fucking background music. ...Is it weird that after a couple days, if it hasn't driven you completely insane, you just sorta start to forget it's there? God, this place.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

The- ...Oh my god Dave said I'd forget it was there after awhile and I didn't think- I actually forgot it was there. I freaking forgot- ughhh.

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

[Sorry not sorry. Here's a shit-eating grin.] Misery loves company.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[Urrrgh, well you know what Ashley huffs and grumbles and comes to a stop...in front of a nice big building.] You know what else it loves? A comfy hotel room. Congrats, cheapest place in town.

[it's the only place in town]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Are you sure this one isn't haunted?

...I mean, that'd be a shitty joke, but I'm serious, I got Slimer from that haunted inn room I got stuck with. Little old lady swears that's the only room that was haunted, and it wasn't haunted when she last had it cleaned! Which I guess makes me wonder when she last had it cleaned, or if the maids just don't mind a ghosty-goo making faces at them.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

It is not. [She like, hisses it.] Besides my own p-personal stalker, there have been no ghosts, not a one!

[don't JINX them church!!!]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Okay, if you say so. I promise Slimer'll stay in my room and not go livening up anyone else's place. [Nobody has to mention that he sometimes still considers himself to be a ghost. He doesn't haunt anything! Except occasionally other people.] Scout's honor, etc.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[A sigh of relief. That'd be a funny conversation one day, Church, "oh btw I'm kinda a ghost myself"] Good. And any of my little...otherworldly friends will stick in mine too.

...Except the stalker. I...can't do anything about that one.

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Hey, c'mon, it'll work out one way or another. Either it'll lose interest, or you'll lose it, or someone else will catch it, or something. You won't be haunted by some creepy creeper forever. [Probably! Maybe!]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

That's what I hope!! [...yeah fast forward a month and she'll have given up

Sigh.] Optimism. That'll be a fun experiment. Creepy ghosts aside. It is good to meet someone in person, instead of...on the network.