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[Church is dirty, and he looks exhausted, and he's got some scrapes that could probably use some neosporin, but he's giving a lopsided grin.]
Okay. It's been a fucking trip. Rocky start, with turnarounds, and caves, and a lot of fucking animals, and too many people way too eager to do battle with their mutant sentient animals.
But I made it. I'm here.
[He turns the gear around... AZALEA TOWN]
GOD DAMN IT!
...I kid, I kid, I tried taking a shorter route to Goldenrod, but guess what, those animals there mean fucking business, and Andy and Slimer were just not able to take what was being dished out.
[He turns it back on himself.] Let me just say I am so happy to see civilization again. So happy. I just--
[The gear goes, and so does Church, and when he recovers from his tumble, he looks down (that's what you get for making a selfie video) and curses again. Pans down to the Slowpoke that's lying in his path.] Oh, oh, okay, make me look like a dumbass in front of the world, that's awesome, thanks for the ringing endorsement, fatass! What the fuck are-- [WHOOPS BETTER TURN OFF THAT GEAR THEN]
Okay. It's been a fucking trip. Rocky start, with turnarounds, and caves, and a lot of fucking animals, and too many people way too eager to do battle with their mutant sentient animals.
But I made it. I'm here.
[He turns the gear around... AZALEA TOWN]
GOD DAMN IT!
...I kid, I kid, I tried taking a shorter route to Goldenrod, but guess what, those animals there mean fucking business, and Andy and Slimer were just not able to take what was being dished out.
[He turns it back on himself.] Let me just say I am so happy to see civilization again. So happy. I just--
[The gear goes, and so does Church, and when he recovers from his tumble, he looks down (that's what you get for making a selfie video) and curses again. Pans down to the Slowpoke that's lying in his path.] Oh, oh, okay, make me look like a dumbass in front of the world, that's awesome, thanks for the ringing endorsement, fatass! What the fuck are-- [WHOOPS BETTER TURN OFF THAT GEAR THEN]
